Pokémon Crystal Talk
#76

So why do you think they changed the girl player between Crystal and the Johto Remakes?
Aside from adding a bunch of new colors the boy looks basically the same in design but the girl looks completely different
And speaking of Crystal, did you know there’s a glitch where you can make the player character have the colors of the other gender on their overworld sprite?
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#77

Kira: Who knows, the berks. Yep, I heard about that, seems funny.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
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"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
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#78

Of course if you name the character wrong you end up with the wrong gendered name by mistake. I can’t remember if the glitch replaces the sprite but keeps the palette, or just replaces the palette though…
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#79

Kira: lol How funny.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#80

Also for some reason pokedex pages freeze when catching glitch Pokémon in Crystal.
This means you only have a very small window of opportunity to catch them- that space between getting your first Pokémon and returning to the lab with the egg.
Which means you need to cheat pokeballs. On the plus side you won’t end up in Glitch City, unlike in gold and silver
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#81

Hondo: Even if the Pokédex is complete?
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#82

The glitchmon, including the egg, are hex FF, FD, FC, FB and 00. Pokedex numbers 255, 254, 253 (egg), 252 and 000
The game registers these in the pokedex soooo
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#83

Hondo: That is so weird.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#84

As for the gen 1 glitches, if you have not seen any other Pokémon they will ALL have pokedex data.
Sometimes though the pokedex thinks you caught a glitch Pokémon just because you have SEEN a normal one.
And hybrids like 44hy or Charizard ‘M or hPoké will only display data if you have not caught the real Pokémon (in this example, Slowbro, Charizard or Gengar)
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* billionaire status
#85

Kira: Some of them can crash the dex screen to be dicks.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#86

That is true.
Generally though a complete pokedex allows you to bypass their screens.
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* true astral projection
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#87

Kira: We know the MissingNo. "have" a screen even though their number is 000 hence their name "Ketsuban" which translates to "Missing Number".
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#88

They do.
Most players by the time they get to cinnabar though have seen whatever Pokémon in the game corresponds to the bit of code for having “caught” missingno though.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#89

Kira: Yeah, which is weird. As they tend to be over 100 if lucky.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Sveltana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe anymore." - Gordon Ramsey
#90

Obviously they fixed the code in yellow, by making that particular map tile (water with the shoreline on the left) work properly
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