Pokémon Crystal Talk
#1

Kira: Gah! Seems ????? (00) is VERY anti-social, tried to check its stats, and it crashed the game. What a bastard. Okay well, can't look at the stats if I were to check the bastard, but I checked Kage and Zoltan's stats, and was able to see the other stats from the other buggers.
Very weird, shitbags.
Seriously, ????? (No. 255) is a PAIN! I can't get rid of the bastard! It's stuck in my Party, with no way to release it, or put it into the PC.
Awwww, that's so cute! Just caught Zoltan and he has the same stats as Kage, that is so cute!
My god, fucking ????? (yellow one) is acting like a Yellow MissingNo. for trying to learn every fucking move! It hit level 2, and is trying to learn everything!
Okay, this shit's weird, two evolved. One into a Nidoran (M) and one a Butterfree.
Okay so, seems ????? (FF) is the most stable out of them all, its leveling normally, but hasn't evolved, the other two are as they are, at the moment. This shit is weird.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#2

00 does crash the game if you check it’s first page stats sometimes
And FF behaves like the end of the list. Hides everything under it too when it comes to the “move pokemon” pc option, and it cannot be healed by the Pokémon Center either
Can be used to sneak post-151 Pokémon into the time capsule though. And can also be used to get more than 6 in your team using said “move Pokémon” option
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#3

Kira: So weird.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#4

Something with how the code works
I wonder how the ????? Works in other languages
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#5

Kira: I have no clue, I have the other non-English versions of Crystal and Gold/Silver.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#6

Worth a shot to see how different the coding is for each language.
We know that gen3 and above are far more predictable (and that decamarks are weird fuckers anyway) plus finding a working code for those would be even harder.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#7

Kira: I know, I dread trying to find codes that actually fucking work.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#8

I don’t even KNOW how people dig up these codes to begin with
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#9

Kira: They find away.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#10

But where do they even come from?
Which bright spark figured out that, for example, the code 010138CD would remove all collision data from the map while it’s active in red and blue?
Aka walk through walls
And yes I actually memorised it. It’s part of my “useless memories”
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#11

Kira: Somehow they do, I can't figure that shit out, because numbers are my damned enemy.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#12

All you do is copy-paste into the cheats section and hope it works?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#13

Kira: Well pretty much.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#14

And if it doesn’t work you curse and try another code?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#15

Kira: Yep, I search for more codes until I find ones that actually fucking WORK.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
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