Pokémon Crystal Talk
#31

Kira: Nope, if I had a walkthrough wall code, I could snag two, then try.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#32

You mean a master ball code?
Though with enough patience and save state abuse I HAVE managed to catch some Decamarks in pokeballs
Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#33

Kira: I use Master Balls on them because I can't be arsed to fuck about with the little fuckers.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#34

Some of them grant INSANE exp if you defeat them too
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#35

Kira: Some could have the same as Chansey, who gives off a lot of EXP.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#36

It’s possible
Except that I’ve encountered obscure exp yields in the 10,000+ range
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#37

Kira: Weird.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#38

Can’t remember which one tho
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#39

Kira: Some really are weird. Like ones who drop to 1 for no reason.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#40

I looked that up and I think it’s due to a glitches EXP group (the standards being slow, medium, fast and one or two others) that the game can’t figure out what to do with
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#41

Kira: Odd fuckers.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#42

And as a result, to avoid crashes, the game just sticks ya to level 1 or some
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#43

Kira: It's a shame some that are level 1 their stats truly suck.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#44

Well level 1 is basically baby Pokémon
So we can say these glitches refuse to grow up.
How childish.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#45

Kira: XD
Fire Blaze: Yup, fully agree there. I swear that encounter with the Ghost one freaked me the fuck out, still does... *Shudders*
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
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