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#16
Fri Oct 14, 2022 2:03 pm
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Ever had to just give up?

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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Fri Oct 14, 2022 5:37 pm
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Kira: A few times.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:39 am
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Damn

If something makes YOU give up, it MUST be tough

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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Sat Oct 15, 2022 4:59 pm
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Yep, my life's super limited because 100% of shit in the world evolves around goddamn numbers.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:24 pm
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Most of the time though the only numbers people need to work with are counting, adding and subtracting

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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#21
Sun Oct 16, 2022 1:40 pm
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Kira: Well not just that, but like cooking (temperature), and shit.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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Tue Oct 18, 2022 9:13 am
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I still can’t figure out what temperature or time to cook something at if there’s a second item that needs a DIFFERENT temp and time with it

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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#23
Tue Oct 18, 2022 11:40 am
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Join the club. I'm fine with microwaves, but ovens? Nope.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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#24
Sat Oct 22, 2022 10:03 am
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A microwave is easy.

Just 30 seconds to a minute for most things, and anything else you just read the instructions on the container. No fiddling with temperatures

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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#25
Sat Oct 22, 2022 7:11 pm
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Lady Kira the Strogg
Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Exactly, everything else... annoying.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:49 am (Last edited: Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:50 am)
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I can’t cook anything if I gotta do it from scratch (the terminologies in cookbooks are confusing, and wtf is an oz and a floz?) aside from ultra basic one or two ingredient meals like a few very simple egg dishes.

And if I need to put two things in the oven that requires different TEMPERATURES how the hell do i adjust the timing? And which temperature do I use? And why can’t everything just be “cook at X for Y minutes” where X is a consistent temperature and Y is the time in, well, minutes


Buuuuut we have deviated off topic now here, back to Crystal chat

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status


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#27
Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:23 pm
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Lady Kira the Strogg
Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Some dumbfucks think everyone knows everything. Not everyone does.

Yet to get back into research, as it's quite a bore if I'm honest.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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#28
Mon Oct 24, 2022 8:16 am
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I am curious what happens if you try to breed the glitch Pokémon in ANY game really

Obviously with a ditto for best results

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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#29
Mon Oct 24, 2022 10:31 am
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Lady Kira the Strogg
Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Who knows, Bad Eggs or more glitch fuckers.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E


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#30
Sat Oct 29, 2022 10:54 am
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Or even trying to breed two decamarks?

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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