Story Comments
#241

I can imagine.
Guessing at the same time you were trying to find colors close to what’s in the game?
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Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
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Trying to acquire:
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* healthy body weight
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#242

Kira: Yep, as I use Wordpad rather than shitty Microtits Word, as they changed it to where it now sucks. The one I had on Windows 98 was perfect. But this is them.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#243

Did hotatio just learn a verbal incantation that gets rid of monsters?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#244

Atemu: It only worked on Glutton.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#245

Ah so it was a situational one-time thing.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#246

Atemu: Indeed it was, it would of been pretty amusing to use it more than once.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#247

So. This guy called the “Missionary”, is he like, a boss fight in the game?
And I have… some suspicions on who Hotatio might be now.
Also this Stanley guy… what a fucking creep.
Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#248

Atemu: He is, and is a real cheap bastard, too. I know, if someone left me messages like that, I'd burn the place down.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#249

A cheap bastard how?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#250

Atemu: As Taylor mentions, you can't use firearms because he blocks them, then when he takes damage he fucks off, running around the dark area, just fucking about unless the player goes towards him, then he'll come back for another ass kicking.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#251

Sounds more like an annoying coward than cheap.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#252

Kira: I think in harder difficulties he can be a real dick, plus he can deal a lot of damage, if not careful, or using the bulletproof vest. Fixed the typos.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#253

Still a few typos in the newest chapter.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#254

Kira: Bollocks. Wait, you're on about certain parts of the daries?
Post Edit: Today
Okay, hopefully now I've fixed the bloody typos. This is why I hate when my Mother comes into my room, which puts me off my focus. Sigh. Anyway, should be fixed, now.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
"Oi! You drunk the tea, you slag." - Lee Evans' Wife
#255

I know disturbances get in the way.
So when’s the next chapter
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
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