Films You Hate

Tue Sep 26, 2023 12:21 pm (Last edited: Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:01 am)
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Why not, eh.

Films I hate:

World of Warcraft (2016) - this film SUCKED! I watched the whole film even though it was boring as hell, but wanted to see how it ended. Never again.

Resident Evil films - play the games, dipshits.

Silent Hill films - play the games, dipshits.

Past Mortal Kombat films - they SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!

RoboCop 3 - boring!

Other Terminator films (Can't beat 1 or 2)

All Star Wars films - can you buggers stop shoving Shit Wars in my face? I'm a Trekkie girl.

There are other films I hate, but can't remember at the moment.

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R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe any more." - Gordon Ramsey
"Hadda than been me, I would of said, "You fucking dirty CUNT!" - Kevin Bloody Wilson


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Mon Oct 02, 2023 7:58 pm
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Wait they made silent hill into a movie? Since when?

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Tue Oct 03, 2023 11:04 am
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: The first film was in 2006, and the second was in 2012, and turns out, they're planning another one. FUCK.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe any more." - Gordon Ramsey
"Hadda than been me, I would of said, "You fucking dirty CUNT!" - Kevin Bloody Wilson

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Mon Feb 19, 2024 4:37 pm
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Maybe third time lucky?

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Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:01 am
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Lady of the Strogg

LOL Nope. Not until they can actually make it like the fucking games.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E

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Tue Mar 12, 2024 10:13 am
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Not every game translates well to movies without taking… “creative liberties” so to speak though.

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May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
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Trying to acquire:
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* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
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Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:26 am
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: I know, but they shouldn't bother knowing it's going to suck.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E

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Fri Jun 14, 2024 8:24 am
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It’s possible a lot of film makers are just unaware that their movie will flop?

Perhaps because they’re overly optimistic or just out of touch with their intended audiences?

Practitioner of meditation-focused psychic magic, with emphasis on the darker side of spell casting.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status

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Wed Jun 19, 2024 3:54 pm
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Lady of the Strogg

Kira: Or they only care about what money they could make of something that's shit.

All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"That was chicken, you twat." - Gordon Ramsay


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