Films You Hate
#1

Kira: Why not, eh.
Films I hate:
World of Warcraft (2016) - this film SUCKED! I watched the whole film even though it was boring as hell, but wanted to see how it ended. Never again.
Resident Evil films - play the games, dipshits.
Silent Hill films - play the games, dipshits.
Past Mortal Kombat films - they SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED!
RoboCop 3 - boring!
Other Terminator films (Can't beat 1 or 2)
All Star Wars films - can you buggers stop shoving Shit Wars in my face? I'm a Trekkie girl.
There are other films I hate, but can't remember at the moment.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe any more." - Gordon Ramsey
"Hadda than been me, I would of said, "You fucking dirty CUNT!" - Kevin Bloody Wilson
#2

Wait they made silent hill into a movie? Since when?
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Trying to acquire:
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* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
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#3

Kira: The first film was in 2006, and the second was in 2012, and turns out, they're planning another one. FUCK.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"What an arrogant twat. He's so far up his own arse, he can't even fucking breathe any more." - Gordon Ramsey
"Hadda than been me, I would of said, "You fucking dirty CUNT!" - Kevin Bloody Wilson
#4

Maybe third time lucky?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#5

LOL Nope. Not until they can actually make it like the fucking games.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#6

Not every game translates well to movies without taking… “creative liberties” so to speak though.
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#7

Kira: I know, but they shouldn't bother knowing it's going to suck.
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"Make me a medicinal mochachino for my face!" - Pilz-E
#8

It’s possible a lot of film makers are just unaware that their movie will flop?
Perhaps because they’re overly optimistic or just out of touch with their intended audiences?
May or may not have a guardian beast-spirit.
Testing the limits of my mind, body and soul.
96% certain there’s alien life out there.
Trying to acquire:
* 6 pack abs
* healthy body weight
* lucid dreaming
* true astral projection
* billionaire status
#9

Kira: Or they only care about what money they could make of something that's shit.
All Hail The Strogg!
R.I.P Grumpy Cat - 2012-2019 - You were the internet's star, yet you were such a beautiful little thing. Sleep tight, sweetie.
"Steve, move the fuck over dude! It's Nancy's turn, bitch."
"Eat my ass, bitch!" - No0b3
"Merry Christmas, bitch!" - No0b3
"Fucking smelly bitch!" - No0b3
"Here you go, cutie." - No0b3
"Ya fucking cunt!" - No0b3
"I'm a cunt! I'm a cunt! I'm a big fat super cunt!" - No0b3
R.I.P. Stache - 28/11/2013 - 4/5/2021
R.I.P. Baby Boo - ?/12/2001 - 17/07/2021 - I'm sorry my Baby, I hope you and Sidney are together again, in the afterlife. I love you, sweetie.
R.I.P. Cookie - ??/??/?? - 27/11/2022
R.I.P. Svetlana- ??/??/2018 - 12/12/2022
"Stop crying into your own tits and buckle up." - Begley the Squirrel
"Welcome, human. Bow to Tuxedo Overlords." - Zevran the cat
"That was chicken, you twat." - Gordon Ramsay
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